Oscars – It’s damn easy for we Indian’s………….

When “Slumdog Millionaire” can make it to Oscars, we can very much boast of ourselves that the Big ‘O’ is not very far from us.

When Vikas Swarup’s “Q&A” is being made into ‘SM’, we have really a lot of Vikas Swarups’ in India, whose work when being made into a more realistic cinemas, can fetch us more Oscars.

My suggestions for getting an OSCAR:
First and foremost, let the movie be of the International standard (doesn’t mean to take the whole movie in English, In SM, HINDI rules for more than half of the movie).

Reduce those lengthy songs (yes we have to compromise on some grounds, in order to make it to the Kodak theatre – Songs one of the reasons for Lagaan, TZP not making it to Oscars)

Let the movie be precise and strictly with no MASALA matters.

Let our heart and soul be put into the project (Of course needed for every movie)

Never think of OSCARS, while we are marking the movie, but think of getting a worldwide accreditation for our work

Dust up all our old and new literature works and lets paint them new with red and blue

Let there be life throughout the movie


Counter Question’s to those who question SM’s portrayal of INDIA:

My ‘Q & A’ against SM:

SM has ruined, INDIA’s portrayal to the foreign world
‘Why? Have not our Pelvic-thrusts movements and Boob shows done this already’

Mumbai is being shown, as though it is made up of only Slums and its rich heritage and Global importance are left out.
‘What about Underworld don movies, shown over Mumbai (atleast a dozen movies every year)
It creates a Bad Image of INDIA and they still find us as a country of ignorant, illiterate and ‘X’ ‘Y’ & ‘Z’s.
“Bull shit”.

Note: After all, Advice comes free of cost.

CAUTION: Sheer waste! - Please dont read...

I always wonder how come a poet can convey a lot through his poems which he has not gone thru his life... It's true that "Kavithaiku poi alazhugu" . I tried my mind out on some of these lines....

Please don’t even try to look at me….
Because I’m looking at you…

He: I will try my best to marry you….

She: If I say no…

???????????

I will make my Son/Daughter to marry your Daughter/Son…I Swear…

I have got a lot to say

But, I say very few (when I see you)

I don’t know why

Is this called the four-letter word or AMNESIA?